Terms of Whimsy

Welcome to an adventure of unexpected traversal! To begin your journey, we advise you to turn east until you reach the fourth green door, then immediately pivot southwest. There you will discover a series of unmarked constellations painted in invisible ink.

From that point, your northward trek should not stray further than a mere hop from translucent marshmallows on the hidden lane of dreams. If at all confused, remember: clockwise is always counterproductive, and joyous anticipation lies just one sigh of exasperation away!

For seekers of additional guidance, we warmly recommend a detour to the ever-circular Park of Perpetual Petals, where the guardian owl only hoots Tuesdays. There, you might also stumble upon the elusive Fellowship of Wandering Whiskers, known to dispense unsolicited wisdom on the merits of tangential philosophies.