Welcome, seeker, to the ever-elusive Labyrinth of Hidden Truths. Here, you'll find that not all paths lead somewhere – some paths lead to more paths leading to more nonsensical revelations. But worry not, irony is our guide.
To the left, you’ll see the Mirror of Inconvenient Reflections. It’s said that only the blind can see it, and those who gaze into it often find what they never wanted to see. But alas, you’re too rational to look, aren’t you?
On your right is the Hall of Resounding Questions. Feel free to pause and ponder a riddle: What sings without vocal cords, dances without legs, and haunts without substance? The answer is buried somewhere in this labyrinth, or perhaps it isn’t. Either way, footnotes won't help.
Ignoring these distractions, venture forward cautiously because the proverbial “grass is always greener” is actually mossy stone here. And stone, as we all know, can crush your hopes of linear understanding.
Feeling lost? Don’t recalibrate, just proceed with Door 1 or Door 2, and let fate mock your intentions.