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Welcome to the iridescent and iron-laden Ironic Edifice! Where every door opens to thrilling possibilities or a friendly ghost with an existential crisis!

Get ready for our tour: Witness the ceiling fan that complains about its job but just keeps going in circles! You must see the “Counter-Clockwise Clock” that always thinks it’s midnight—perfectly zen!

Ever wanted to learn about the mysterious “No Peek Nook”? Incredible! It boldly proclaims, “Do not enter”, but inside is just a cushy beanbag and unlimited snacks. Our motto: “Listen to the Edifice, but often it plays tricks!”

And now, who will dare visit the elevator marked "Upward Snooze Parade"? Rumor has it, if you press a button, everyone inside sings the elevator etiquette song or just enjoys awkward silence. 😴🎶

Join our next level calamitous delight and discover why the Ironic Edifice is a top-notch misfit in structural comedy!