As I stepped onto the rainbow-hued sands of Planet Zog, I imagined the locals peering out from behind their inter-dimensional curtains. "Look, Zoglings! A rare Earthling! Quick, make a meme!"
Alien #1: "What do you think of our two moons?"
Me: "They remind me of my ex. Twice the trouble with none of the charm."
Did you hear about the space cow that walked into a bar? The bartender said, "More like an astronoo-moo!"
Join me as I navigate this alien landscape, where the grass is often purple and the skies look down suspiciously. Want to hear about my run-in with the Galactic Highlanders? Read more here.
Feeling curious? Discover what happened when I mistakenly insulted an alien ambassador's favorite shade of green. Hint: It wasn't a good idea. Click to find out!