Celestial Archives

Galactic Gossip: Did you hear the latest nebula scandal? It involves a comet, a black hole, and a rather sticky cosmic situation. Details shredded by time.

Read more whispers

Supernova Snack Shop Surprise: The Milky Way's finest. Supernova cakes, light-year sandwiches, and Einstein's espresso. All served with an eclipse on the side.

View the menu

Starlight Stand-up: “Ever tried to place a star on a Christmas tree? It's like herding cats... in zero gravity.”

More cosmic comedy

Time-Traveling Turtle: Writes in spirals, reads in points. Most recent entry: "Why the Milky Way crossed the road? To expand its galaxy on the other side."

Meet the turtle