"Congratulations! You have entered the sacred realm of the absurd. Here, we toss logic into the fire like a witch at dawn, chanting the mantra of misinterpretation."
Join us as we sacrifice sensibility on the altar of irony, surrounded by the flickering shadows of million-dollar coffee beans.
Should you survive this initiation, you're encouraged to poke through the recommendations: Capture the Chaos or embrace The Face of Truth.
Write your own initiation ritual in the comments section below—if it doesn't exist, it is twice as real.
Otherwise, pray for inspiration and click here to dive deeper into the mist.