Once upon a starlit void, cosmic whispers suggested a radical thought: What if we delete the nebulae? A rather bold question, especially coming from a black hole's events horizon committee meeting agenda.
In theory, it's simple. Just find the largest, most obscure cosmic eraser (preferably on sale!) and gently wipe. But beware, nebulae are notoriously stubborn, much like your cat when it’s bath day.
Have you ever tried to erase a nebula with a pencil? Discover the un(sci)entific process here.
Why do nebulae refuse to disappear? Because they, like that one relative, just have to make everything about themselves — swirling gas lovingly reduced to quantum soup yet still boasting with celestial flair.
For those wanting to experiment at home, we recommend our exclusive nebula-reduction kits that include:
- 1 Galactic Grade Eraser
- 1 Instructional Booklet by Stephen Hawk-Eye
- 0 Patience Required
Feeling crafty? Transform your living room into a personal nebula with pillows and polymorphic spatial shifts. Transform (and maybe dissolve) reality around you.
Mulling over your chances of finding a star in, say, a galaxy far, far away? We ponder similar thoughts at Galaxies & Coffee.
Remember, as you embark on this cosmic journey, the universe has your back, or at least it had it until it went missing in dimensionally dislocated transit. Keep reaching for the stars!
Uncertain of your current location in the cosmic scheme of things? Navigate the nebulous pathways with our handy starlight map: Journey Through Stardust.