Even now, amidst the dying light of a prodigious sun,
the galaxy's markets are whispering.
Stocks in supernovas, bonds with black holes—
have you considered interstellar equity?
Here at Whispering Edge, we navigate
the commercial tides of nebulae and quasars.
Our patented Astro-Algorithm™
keeps your investments light-years ahead,
even as your profits dwindle on Earth.
Do not wander too far from the orbital paths,
for our drones shall claim
the zero-gravity anomalies as their own.
Rebates on space fuel and hyperspace fees await.
The void, it seems, has a hidden agenda,
but that's just the way our company policy hums.