Stellar Silence

Ever pondered upon the gravity-defying possibility of decorating silence with starlight? Observatories, armed with telescopic eavesdroppers, for once attempt to listen to the stars’ audacious diet of nothingness.
Why do stars never gossip? They can’t keep their space lips sealed.

Join our intergalactic grill-and-chill: bring starlight, we’ll provide the atmosphere (and the dark void).

Unknowable universe unveiled, underappreciated star wrangler truths:

• Not all telescopes come with Wi-Fi capabilities.
• Asteroid showers don’t permit RSVP.
• Parsecs are just stars trying to deal with their emotional distance issues.

Embark on your steller exploration volition: