Nebula Chants

"When stars moan and planets waltz
Let's listen closely to the universe's awkward silences."

Truth #1: The universe doesn't care
It yawns at your dreams like an unbothered black hole swallowing aspirations whole.

Truth #2: Metaphysical Mondays
Even the galaxies dread the weekly grind—nebula employees submit existential crises at HR.

Truth #3: Cosmic Commitments
Planets in retrograde—doing the cha-cha on your love life; Jupiter doesn’t RSVP.