If the stars could laugh, would they tickle the dark sky until it bursts into a nebula of chuckles? Or would they simply tweet across the galaxy, "New planet, who dis?"
And what of the black holes, those great keepers of celestial secrets? Do they have a punchline trapped inside, waiting for the right cosmic conditions to let it out?
Somewhere in the Milky Way, a lost comet wanders, forgetting its purpose but skillfully dodging pesky asteroids—perhaps it's mastered the art of orbit yoga.
Meanwhile, Jupiter spins, a giant gas giant giggling with storms bigger than our Earthly homes, saying, "Catch me in the spin zone!"
Why did Mars break up with Saturn? Because Saturn had too many rings!
And Venus, the romantic planet, sighs in solitude, "Why so serious, Universe? Let's tango through the stars!"