Once upon a crumbly chocolate chip, somewhere over the whipped horizon, the squirrels convened. Their agenda: an existential crisis meeting with donuts as the chief advisors.
"To sprinkle, or not to sprinkle," mused the wise old muffin.
And thus, a pact was formed—not an oath of valor, but a commitment to the sweet and absurd. If you dare, you can witness the unorthodox elsewhere.
Each cupcake pledged, with sticky fingers and laughter uncontained, to resist the evil forces of bland frosting. Join their ranks: indulge your curiosity.
As the sun dipped into the peanut butter jar, horizons were forever changed. Remember: the punchline is always the best part.