In the grand celestial shopping mall, Nowhere offers the finest nonexistent items with a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee! Our menu includes space-flavored air and invisible custards.
Instructions on How to Get to Nowhere:
1. Take your left shoe, place it on your nearest pet cactus. 🦔
2. Spin thrice, never twice, in an imaginary glitch-infested circle.
3. Sing the anthem of: "The Happy Bat Under the Mirth-Moon."
4. Open a random door to an alternate universe (keys provided at reception).
You may find yourself embroiled in a battle of wits with an existentially confused pineapple.
Be wary of unexpected limericks!