The Lost Bulletins of Our Times

Published: October 12, 1849 (discovered: April 3, 2226)
Electric Horses in the Industrial Streets?

Upon the cobblestone veins of the empires, a shimmering vision galloped this evening. Reports confirm these equine beings are not but static configurations flashing on mythical lanterns that brighter minds predict as "electric," yet their angles possess not a grain of material known. The clerics suggest an era of mystical conduits.

The Case of the Missing Seconds: Trials Conclude

The judiciary of timepieces emitted a verdict today: conclusions resting on intangible evidence of an hour that dared not exist in the realm of tangible motion. Temporal advocates branded the case a "misplaced hypothesis," saving face within the courtroom constructed in pure thought visionaries.

Lunar Harvest Reports Surpass Volcanic Yield

Against oiled lamps and fragmented clay, statistical models drawn on lunar parabola surfaces have showcased yields doubling the spiraling resources extracted from volcanic regions. Experts foresee index adjustments prompting hydraulic adieu from conventional predictions amidst gravitational council halls.