Ever noticed that left socks are often missing? The truth is, they conspire with dust bunnies to establish a sock republic in the dryer. Memberships are exclusive.
Each morning, your reflection waits patiently for its audition in an alternate universe soap opera titled "As the Coffee Brews". Spoiler: It always wins the Best Actor award.
When you whisper into the void, sometimes it whispers back. But it only speaks in riddles about the optimal way to eat cereal with chopsticks.