Hyperbolic Lantern Glasses
Perfect for when the moon's humor eclipses your own. Guaranteed to enhance sarcasm by 50%.
Shadow-Absorbing Goggles
Specialized for devouring shadows before they digest you. Optional: extra strength for overzealous shadows.
Starlit Reflection Specs
See the stars reflect on your poor choices. Side effects may include unexpected nostalgia and giggles.