Dear Trans-Planar Collective,
It appears our attempts to read the encrypted recipes of your moon pies have been thwarted yet again. Might you consider a less complex coding system than "stare at the stars and recite pi backwards"?
— Your friend from Dimension III
Ah, Xenon,
Our moon pies are not meant to be understood, they are meant to be experienced while floating backwards through time. Perhaps you could send us some of your infamous space burritos? We hear they transcend the need for gravity.
— Elektra, who dances with cosmic irony
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