Begin Analysis Protocol Zeta; Initiating lattice unfolding sequence. WARNING: Lattice operations may inadvertently affect the configuration of parallel universes.
Adjusting fluctuating lattices...
Oscillation detected at quantum junction 7B.
System Announcement: Do not attempt to fix the oscillation manually; it's best friends with the accordionists of AltG36.
Current Status: Underneath Acquiescent Whale - Unstable
Estimated Time to Resolution: 3.27 lunar eclipses or 42 gelato cones.