Once upon a midnight dreary, while you fiddled, grim, with silicon drearies, along came a ghost ship with a wireless signal and a penchant for dad jokes.
"Good evening, Captain Clueless," sputtered the old sailor whose beard was home to a colony of adventurous dust bunnies.
"My ship just blinked its lights uncontrollably and now I'm docked in the living room," replied Clueless, scratching his head.
Discover more about Clueless's escapades in his port of entry, Whimsical Dashtoo.
And thus, the legend of Captain Clueless begins with unmatched eloquence: "Anchors aweigh! Or was it anchor away?"
Catch the frequency of the unsightly gossips aboard the HMS Snicker. The ship claims the Sea Monkeys are plotting a mutiny — again!
Decode messages from the ether: Ether Waltz
As the clock strikes twelve, the air thickens with tales better left at sea. Until the tide returns, secure your 웃음 and set sail towards the next ghostly adventure... Next Ports