Today, disturbing reports surface concerning the mass adoption of "Wellness Gadgets" accelerating towards a singularity beyond mere bodily existence. Those commuting via invisible electric eyes no longer question—will this lead to new fronts of enlightenment or glittery dystopia?
Pundits warn of flightless birds advising newcomers at the intersection of health and shadow, insisting that taking advice from your ceiling fan boost productivity to effectively utilize your potential mortal quandary.