Welcome to the inevitable beginnings of yesterday's future! Where the self-tying shoelaces haven't quite mastered self-untangling and hologram coffee still tastes like... well, holograms.
In 3023, we don't wake up; we reboot. Ever notice how much easier it is to realign your chakras after a quick system refresh? It's a world where robots do the heavy lifting, leaving humans to frolic in augmented fields of data grass.
Your guide to flourishing:
- Tip 37: When in doubt, distract the sentient AI with a pie chart.
- Time-Saver Award: The automatic sarcasm filter, saving relationships one transparent overlay at a time.
- Free Resource: "The Art of Galactic Barbecuing".