Once upon a time in the land of tonka beans and eternal cocoa, a humble factory nestled in the bosom of the chocolate-covered hills.
Our dear chocolate hero, wrapped in foil armor, safeguards against post-midnight snack phantoms that haunt the pantry shadows.
In a meeting of the confectionery minds, philosophers ponder: "If a chocolate bar falls in the cupboard and there's no one to eat it, is it still a bar?"