The Witty Abyss

Life is but a non-stop roller coaster ride through the humorous corridors of the cosmic joke.

They say you can't take the universe seriously, but have you tried arguing with it about your 401k?

When the edge of oblivion calls, remember: it's all-inclusive. And look, there's a ladder!

Feeling lost? Just follow the pathways, like those wayward electrons.

Congratulations! You've made it to Pathway 88. Now get out there and conquer the comedic expanse.