Unearth the Abyss

Have you ever wondered what lurks beneath the waves?
Not the mermaids or deserted ships, but the quintessence of humankind - the noise!
Come unearth it, and perhaps find your life's benefactor.

Remember, the greatest treasures are often hidden like socks under a bed or nachos behind a salad.
Explore the depths and embrace the auditory chaos that is both toxic and tender.

[X] Marks the Spot?

Click on the treasure chest below and hear what the ocean has to say! (May cause unexpected dance moves.)

Venture into the depths with our other absurdities:
Hidden Caverns of Mirth
Waves of Chuckle
The Depths of Puns