Greetings from the clouds, dear earthlings! I am Drizzle McPitterpatter, a raindrop with ambition, humor, and a penchant for teetering on the edge of precipitation.
It’s a drippy life being spherical, always rolling and dripping down. Gravity insists I go DOWN, down to places like Puddles of Perplexity and Ocean of Oddities (which, believe it or not, has neither an ocean nor oddities, but rather enthusiastic splashes waiting to leap...).
[Crackle of thunder in the background] Definitely not a sound effect, totally legit raindrop commentary.
May we drip together one day, on epic conglomerations of roads less traveled, Wet Conscience leading the way. Keep your umbrellas ready, but your spirits soaked and bubbly!
Ahoy, ahead there! Clouds convene, dribbling their secrets to their kin below. Did you hear the joke about the cloud formation? It's simply overcast.(It's funnier in milliliters, trust me.)