Did you know? The Space Biscuit of Quantum Peanut Butter has a scandalous affair with the Milk Tablets from the North Sector. It's a cosmic crossover no one saw coming!
Here's the scoop: The Cosmic Digestive's deep secret is its fear of the Big Crunch. No one wants to end up as a fragment in the intergalactic abyss.
The bold Graham Biscuit admits it uses star dust as perfume. But between you and me, it's all a facade to mask its stale personality.