Rumor has it that the constellations are just celestial IKEA setups, missing screws and all.
Yes, even stars require occasional firmware updates.
Ever seen a supernova tiredly sighing? It radiates most when it naps less.
Harness the twinkle— it’s like bottled cosmic caffeine.
Pro tip: Do not unplug your nebula at night. It switches modes into quantum chaos and starts rewriting galactic history — one sneeze at a time.
Lights out on Luminance, guided partial approval pending starlit bureaucracy.
Consider this your ephemeris barista note on cosmic illumination.