12:00 Galactic Standard Time: Set sail towards the Unfindable Star.
12:05: Discovered it was behind the couch all along, wedged between a comet and a forgotten sock.
12:10: Consulted the interstellar GPS, which is just a slightly confused octopus with a celestial map.
12:15: Opted for a quick detour to Chaotic Nebula for afternoon tea.
12:30: There was a slight misunderstanding with a passing black hole regarding our snacks.
08:00 Arrival at the Dancing Meteors Festival.
08:02: Tried to join the meteor dance-off, but the rhythm is difficult when you're literally rocketing through space.
08:30: Gained unexpected fame after a miscalculation sent us pirouetting past Saturn.
09:00: Spotted a rogue constellation trying to form a 'Meteors Got Talent' reality show.
09:30: Meeting rescheduled; we're now judges on that very show.