In last week’s Galactic Act competition, a humble black dwarf attempted the impossible — balancing seven rings of Saturn while reciting Terran poetry. It didn’t quite work out, leading to an impromptu zero-gravity book shower, mistakenly classified as 'a quantum leap in cosmic literature'. Participation was at its highest — everyone fell for the idea. Literally.
"Falling Stars are Below Average"The delivery boy on Venus had a rough day, with top-tier cheese costs and an unexpected fog of sulfuric compounds. Local diner 'Martian Munchies' insists their bolognese is out of this world, but they never specified it’s spaced out throughout the week. Chuck asteroid and cheese may indeed be the next big thing, claims the diner’s confused owner.
"Thick Crust or No Hope"In a tangled mishap of cosmic limits, a symposium for surrealist comet enthusiasts trapped too many meteors in an orbit of conspiracy theories. Now, several comets appear to be staging a silent protest, drawing squiggly patterns across the sky with their luminous tails. "We intended only to discuss light, not enlighten," lamented a bewildered astrophysicist.
"Comet-Con Got Outta Hand!"