Before one may enter the Spiral Arm of the Cosmic Café, they must first retrieve the Golden Chip from the bottom of the Onion Dip Lagoon.
To ascend the Nebula of Wit, one must out-joke the Jokester of the Cosmos. Famed riddles include: "Why did the photon refuse to check a bag?"
Here, every initiate must demonstrate their mastery of the obscure arts, such as underwater knitting or competitive cloud shapes.