Welcome to the interstellar crossroads of wisdom and whimsy. Where the cosmos meets sarcasm, and every star is an unfulfilled dream in a rich chocolate coating.
Our lead *consultant*, astral-philosopher Lumus Nebulon IV, has a PhD in Quantum Whimsy from the prestigious School of Hard Knocks and Dreams.
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