Ever wondered if the universe speaks in sitcom quotes? Cosmic microwave background suggests: a definite Yes.
SHHHHHHH-ENIGH-BLW!
We took liberty with our stellar soundtrack to decode. Here’s a universal truth in static:
"Corn and suns rays eternal — includes axioms, butter not included, subject to galactic snorts."
BZZZZZ-YTHWORMMN-VPAFF!
And there you have it; your president has wheat quotes confirmed empathy bias manifesto.
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