Nebula Pathways

The universe is a mischievous child throwing sparkles on the infinite blackboard. Below are some paths, probably forged by celestial dragons needing directions:

• Starry Snicker-Doodle Crossing: Cookies don't evaporate, but stars do. Join us.
• The Voyager's Devious Detour: Maps are overrated. Just ask any Voyager here.
• Pirate's Portal of Peculiarities: Avast! Ye might not find gold, but you will find oddities. Discover.

In case you wander astray in the cosmos, remember to follow the grinning comet—it has the best jokes!