Once upon the fringe of nowhere, the Protones danced with whimsical atomic fervor. In the heart of the void, their sunglasses mirrored hundreds of small, distant empires doomed to sitcom-like collapse.
The Great Tumble began when S'Rax the Scribe mistook a hyper-jump for a poetic leap. Gordolan, the ever-glorified Eunuch Admiral, found himself adrift amid spectral waves, seeking fortune with nothing more than a string of vibrating syllables.
Qarth’s ancient puns echoed louder than the supernovae, yet no one listened. They were too engrossed in the immediate philosophical ramifications of two intergalactic peas arguing in adherence to obscure noir contracts.
The cosmic office had never been more disorganized, as paper-clips transformed and dematerialized into the forgotten relics of typewriter blunders. Each creased manuscript a letter to oblivion, yet the postmen remained obstinately cheerful.
In our labyrinth of stellar follies, remember to return the weekly stardust to its rightful orbit, lest we all become agents of unwanted metaphors.
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