The Untold Tale of Sir Chucklesworth
Once upon a time in a kingdom not so far away, there lived Sir Chucklesworth, a knight whose only fear was the absence of laughter. His sword, "Giggleslice," was forged from the belly laughs of a thousand jesters. Legend says he could vanquish dragons with punchlines sharper than their fangs.
One fateful day, while browsing the scrolls of "Hilarity Unbound," Sir Chucklesworth faced the dreaded "Seriousness Serpent." Its gaze turned knights into accountants, its hiss made jesters cry in cubicles. Chucklesworth, with a wink and a nudge, unleashed his ultimate weapon: the "Recursive Pun."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" he asked rhetorically, "To get to the other pun, of course!" The Serpent, perplexed and amused, slithered away, forever haunted by the echo of unsaid jokes. Sir Chucklesworth became the first knight to retire with a statue made entirely of whoopee cushions.