Subject: *cough cough* Mythical Audit
Dear Sisyphus,
Upon reviewing your tire practices, we must advise you to consider a circular economy. Rolling stones gather myth, not moss.
Hydra now requires tuple taxes for every cut-off head, so ensure compliance or risk facing their operational sprawl!
In other news, it appears that Midas has taken his golden touch to the next level – now converting literal to visual art. Attempt to dissuade him from “metallic saturation therapy,” if you can.
Enroll with 1-800-HADES-Wait to discuss your underworld compliance. Make sure to pay homage at least thrice a quarter to avoid penalties.
Shifting Sands Mythical Memoirs The Infinite Realm