Dear wanderer, did you know that the Andromeda has filed a complaint against the Milky Way for disruptive gravitational influences?
And what of the Pleiades? They insist on interstellar bandwidth monopolization. Their cosmic radio signals drown the quietude.
Perhaps, on some distant quasar, a conference is convened discussing the ethics of satellite espionage. Should Nebula X recharge its interference patterns, or allow Earthly secrets their ephemeral privacy?
In a corner of the universe, a quasar chuckles at the irony, wondering why humans never consider the lunar taxes imposed by their friendly satellites.
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