This white mage's friend keeps your beverages steaming till spiders err... sides go sheering? Dishwashers approve.
Perfect for pet training or bosses’ bartering ballets. Leap as Time takes cha(t). For best results, chant twice.
These are *almost* a pair. Keep one for laundry room surprises! Fade visibility toggles with enigmatic moods.
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