╴Destination: Unknown╶

Ancient Egypt might not know their own pyramids unraveled tourist trap. Unearth the absurdities of Babel via crumbling tablets.

Ironically dream of wandering your own streets anew.

Embark on Parody Tours

Ever heard of the Vanishing Route Neversville? Books fly off the shelves elsewhere.

Lost and Listed Maps Gabble Monuments Gabble Oracle-half-Oracle. Oops?

Baffled Journo

"Yesterday I spoke fluent Maltese. Now I'm just speechless," murmurs tourist.

Regardless, this hilarious cryptogram somehow points east!