Somewhere beneath the layers of toasty marmalade sky, echoes the Lost Transmissions of the Orange Reckoning. Once thought forgotten, these relics of wit and cosmic humor float adrift, entangled in the universe like your Tuesday socks lost to the Bermuda Triangle of laundry machines. Did I mention intergalactic laundry formulations? Still working on my detergent.
"The cats have taken over Mars," declared the infamous Admiral Marmalade of the Galactic Citrus Coalition, "and if we don't find the missing lemon of balance soon, this universe will turn into a fruit salad of chaos!" A knot of space telegraphs answered back promptly: "Stay on course and might want to watch out for grapefruit spies."
Feel free to navigate to our alternate short texts and comedic signals:
Sea Dog Convention Chronicles
Mango Murmurs and Other Myths
Orange Odyssey: The Sequel