Mazes Without Ends

The labyrinthine pathways of corporate jargon twist and curl like the lovesick director's monologue at an awards ceremony, always promising but never delivering. Can you navigate these lanes of absurd bureaucracy, or is the hamster wheel your new desk?

Dread the afternoon when the forms become sharks in suits, their teeth gleaming with policies and procedures poised to strike at the very hint of deviation. Smile, comply, but inside, construct your own inverse maze — here they never find you.

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