Breathing in sync with the universe turns out not to help much with yoga, but it's fantastic for dodging awkward elevator conversations.
“Inhale. Exhale. Recollect.” A mantra, or perhaps your Wednesday night plan with those bizarre zen gnomes?
Once during a tea break, the kettle confessed its deepest secrets about steam. Turns out it's just a little too hot for intimacy.
Catch the whirlwind The echo has already left the building. It forgot its keys.