The muffin said, "Why do cosmic crumbs always settle?" I replied, "Because they can't rise like we muffins do!" The stars winked in approval, and a nearby comet sighed deeply, perhaps unsatisfied with its frosting.
Will you challenge the wisdom of the Ancient Muffin or simply enjoy the celestial crumbs? Either way, you will find yourself laughing at how gravity has nothing on the bakery aisle.