Telepathic Fragment #1:
"If only socks could speak, they would start a union." (*obviously from the laundry room...)*
Telepathic Fragment #2:
"I see you, but it's the pizza that truly understands me." (*hint: delivered on Friday...)*
Telepathic Fragment #3:
"Invisible cats make terrible pets...especially when they resist their baths." (*was that scratching in your head?)*
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