Void Explorers Manual

Welcome, brave Matrix Void Explorer! In this dark labyrinth, where nothing and everything collide, you shall find the unexpected.

The Essential Equipment List

1 Pair of Digital Compass Socks - Always wear them left-right mismatched if lost.
1 Non-Euclidean Map - Insisted on being unhelpfully recursive. Suitable as origami bird.
2.5 Giga-Watt Flashlight - Strives endlessly to illuminate the already illuminated. Batteries not included.
Password to the Universe - Check any sock drawer, usually just "abcd1234".

Remember: If it's not in the guide, you've probably eaten it. Ensure backup sustenance that tastes suspiciously of ones & zeros.

Example Skits: Bumbling Troujadoor Case

Scene: Enter the Geometric Grotto. A figure, armed with a preposterously oversized key, attempts to unlock an impossibly flat door.

Character: "Fear not, loyal sidekick! The secrets of dimensionality are but a twist turn away!"

Sidekick: "Um... boss? Aren't we supposed to be smashing through the Fourth Wall?"

*(Both stare blankly at the audience, which opts wisely to disregard subsequent plot points.)*

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