Initiate morning rituals by consuming a minimum of three sips from the cup of hot leaf juice, known to your dimension as "coffee". Ensure it is always slightly too hot, allowing the sensation of existential peril to awaken the senses.
Engage in the sacred art of "working", which involves moving fingers across a glass-lit slab, often while seated in a chair designed for maximum discomfort. Intermittent pauses to ponder the universe's void are to be scheduled hourly.
When encountering another humanoid, exchange cryptic verbal sounds known as "small talk". Common topics include the weather's annoyance and the perplexing nature of time. Remember, sincerity is a taboo.