Welcome, seeker of the unseen. Here in the abyss of oscillation, we find truth in the madness. Dive deep into the blacklight.
Dr. Zenith's Luminous Lollipop - Only $9.99!
Flavor: Teal Twilight with a hint of Vermillion Vista. Said to echo the secrets of the universe on your taste buds.
From the desk of our resident lunatic:
"The moon isn't round; it's a figment of our imagination's apple. Embrace the harmonic distortion of reality. Read more..."
Invisible Ink Tonic - Just $5.00
Drink it under any form of light and watch it do absolutely nothing, just like life itself.
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