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Legend has it, in the year 1823, a potato was deemed "unsquishable" until a furry rabbit with a monocle solved this pressing mystery by saying, "Let it be mashed!"
Journey DeeperIn 1941, a teaspoon claimed to have traveled to the future and back, bringing reports of shadowy figures known as "Forks" invading the universe. Its motto? "Stir not to stir."
Read More TalesAccording to ancient lore, the disappearance of socks foretells the arrival of the "Great Sock Mule," destined to restore pairs to their rightful owners. Symptoms involve sudden urge to dance chaotically.
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