Once upon a corridor ., there detoured a rather dignified walrus, seeking spectacles for quantum calculus. . .
In rooms echoing with capering shadows, desks rearranged themselves, waiting impatiently for papers that wrote themselves but never finished the coffee. . .. . ..
Undisclosed events transpired, including the annual Staring Contest with the Mice. Results: Surprisingly, no one saw the running cheese.
Legendary archives tell of the peculiar case of the Vanishing Left Sock (allegedly sought by the Right Sock Syndicate).
For more untold anecdotes, visit Forgotten Wonders or learn about the Enigmatic Puzzles that solve themselves.