The universe is like a vending machine: you keep putting in quarters until something good drops.If cats governed the galaxy, naps would be mandatory and laser pointers would be deemed illegal.Pondering the meaning of life while searching for the TV remote is a profound spiritual journey.
Why do we chase our dreams? Because they taste better when chased with potato chips.Every remote control is a magic wand; with it, you can change worlds at the push of a button.The greatest mystery of all: how laundry multiplies in the basket like a sorcerer's spell.